About Jugs of Blood.

JUGS OF BLOOD IS A KICK ASS THRASH METAL BAND. THEY ARE LOUD AND RAD AND GIVE ZERO FUCKS. LISTEN TO THEM. SEE THEM LIVE. GET WASTED. BRING YOUR FRIENDS.


THE REVEREND DOCTOR METAL MATT LEAD GUITAR AND YELLING

ROLE IN BAND: GUITAR AND YELLING
HEIGHT: 5’11”
ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: LEO
GEAR: GIBSON ‘67 RI FLYING V, PEAVEY 6505+ HEAD, MARSHALL MF280 CAB, TONE WICKER BIG MUFF, DUNLOP ORIGINAL CRYBABY, MXR CARBON COPY, MXR VARIPHASE
FAVORITE FOOD: CLUB SANDWICH
FAVORITE DRINK: VODKA ANYTHING
FAVORITE COLOR: BLONDE AND CHROME
FAVORITE METAL SUBGENRE: DOOM
FAVORITE JUGS OF BLOOD SONG: DEATH BY TOASTER
BOXERS OR BRIEFS: UNDER ARMOUR BOXER BRIEFS ALL THE WAY
DOGS OR CATS: DOGS FOR PETS, CATS FOR HATS
LOVER OR FIGHTER: LOVER OF ALL THE FEMALE NAUGHTY BITS. FIGHTER FOR HEAVY METAL AND EQUALITY.
PAPER OR PLASTIC: UM.
CELEBRITY CRUSH: JENNIFER LAWRENCE
IF YOU HAD A TIME MACHINE: I’D GO BACK AND STOP BON JOVI FROM EVER BECOMING A BAND
IF YOU HAD A MILLION DOLLARS: I WOULDN’T LIVE TO SEE THE SUNSET
IF YOU HAD A SPACESHIP: I’D SELL IT TO THE GOVERNMENT FOR A THOUSAND POUNDS OF COCAINE
HOW MANY BEERS: ALL THE BEERS
ANY WORDS OF ADVICE: GET A DEATH GRIP ON A POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE, DRINK AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF GUITARS AND ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WILL TURN INTO OPPORTUNITIES.


DANNY DESTRUCTION MOTHERFUCKIN' ESQUIRE RHYTHM GUITAR

NAME: DANNY DESTRUCTION MOTHER FUCKIN ESQUIRE
ROLE IN BAND: GUITAR. ONLY THE TOP TWO STRINGS THOUGH.
HEIGHT: 5’8
ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: GEMINI, MOST OF THE TIME
GEAR: BC RICH MOCKING BIRD PRO X, ESP LTD F-250 GUITARS. AN AMP HANDED DOWN FROM LEGENDARY GUITARIST DUSTY DUNKLE OF THE DUNKLE CLAN. VARIOUS PEDALS THAT MATT RECOMMENDS. THAT IS WAY TOO SOPHISTIMACATED FOR MY BLOOD.
FAVORITE FOOD: GYROS
FAVORITE DRINK: WATER. MANGO JUICE.
FAVORITE COLOR: BLACK.
FAVORITE METAL SUBGENRE: MELO DEATH/INDUSTRIAL/DEATHCORE
FAVORITE JUGS OF BLOOD SONG: NUKULELE
BOXERS OR BRIEFS: BOXERS ALL DAY.
DOGS OR CATS: CATS. ALSO ALL DAY.
LOVER OR FIGHTER: APATHY
PAPER OR PLASTIC: GRAPHITE
CELEBRITY CRUSH: SADE
IF YOU HAD A TIME MACHINE: :(
IF YOU HAD A MILLION DOLLARS: IN WHICH TIMELINE?
HOW MANY BEERS:
ANY WORDS OF ADVICE:


DON COCHISE THE SONIC AVENGER BASS

NAME: DON COCHISE THE SONIC AVENGER
ROLE IN BAND: BASS
HEIGHT: 6’
ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: LEO
GEAR:
FAVORITE FOOD: LUMPIA - THAT’S PHILLIPPINO EGG ROLLS YOU IGNORANT FUCK
FAVORITE DRINK: BEER
FAVORITE COLOR: ASIDE FROM POLKA DOT AND CLEAR I WOULD SAY PURPLE
FAVORITE METAL SUBGENRE: DOOM
FAVORITE JUGS OF BLOOD SONG: UH, PROBABLY SHART. I LIKE THE IDEA OF IT.
BOXERS OR BRIEFS: OTHER
DOGS OR CATS: CHINESE FOOD MAKES ME SICK. THAT’S NOT RACIST. IT’S A CULTURE THING.
LOVER OR FIGHTER: BOTH AT THE SAME TIME. IT FEELS BETTER THAT WAY.
PAPER OR PLASTIC: LATEX
CELEBRITY CRUSH: JENNY MCCARTHY FROM DAY ONE, DUDE.
IF YOU HAD A TIME MACHINE:
IF YOU HAD A MILLION DOLLARS: I WOULDN’T THE NEXT DAY
HOW MANY BEERS: TAKE THE WEIGHT OF YOUR LIVER, DIVIDE BY TWO, MULTIPLY THAT BY A HUNDRED AND ADD A BURRITO.
ANY WORDS OF ADVICE: WORDS OF ADVICE? IRISH SPRING BAR SOAP. THAT’S MY WORDS OF ADVICE.


CAPTAIN RAYZOR McBLADE DRUMS

NAME: Captain Rayzor Danger McBlade
ROLE IN BAND: Be on time. Hit things
HEIGHT: Short = 5’ 5”
ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Decapricorn
GEAR: Logs, Barrels, Buckets, & Garbage can lids
FAVORITE FOOD: Bacon
FAVORITE DRINK: Pepsi
FAVORITE COLOR: Grey
FAVORITE METAL SUBGENRE: Melvins / Stravinski
FAVORITE JUGS OF BLOOD SONG: It changes from moment to moment…….usually the next one
BOXERS OR BRIEFS: Commando or PJ’s
DOGS OR CATS: People as pets
LOVER OR FIGHTER: A genius at both
PAPER OR PLASTIC: People or bags?
CELEBRITY CRUSH: Lassie
IF YOU HAD A TIME MACHINE: It wouldn’t work by now, obviously…….
IF YOU HAD A MILLION DOLLARS: I’d have a million dollars.
HOW MANY BEERS: 3
ANY WORDS OF ADVICE: Don’t read this !